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You take away the 'p'! A: They both have fowl mouths.

To become a Czaaarrrrr 127.

How do pirates communicate with each other? Q: How does Felipe Vasquez save a game? A Pirate And A Seaman Talk About Their Adventures A seaman meets a pirate in a bar.

"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher 'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior "Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages BB stands up full of confidence "A B C C C C C C C D E F.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? — Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon? "I was standing on the deck and a huge seagull did a poo right in me eye.

Then, make sure to check out our list of that'll make you laugh out cloud! The specialist takes a close look at them and says "it is ok, they're benign" The pirate replies "Check again, I think there be eleven" Why don't pirates like spaghetti? A: A fence Q: Why did the police officer go to the Pittsburgh Pirates game? What did one pirate say to the other? They were arrrguing too much.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.

Question: Who's that at the door? You know, to wash him ashore.

He needed a new ipatch.

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